総督のセリフ拾い・・・前半・・・疲れた・・・。
Sir Jony Ive says the flatter design will advance iOS7.
...allowing it to conquer the following markets and overtake the competition.
AirDrop will replace the need for NFC. Apps update in the background.
They've removed all traces of skeumorphism.
They're even going to offer trade-in deals.
I'm not worried. I'm sure it will be brand new, nothing like those Android copycats at Google.
Mein Fuhrer.
Android...
Most of iOS7's featuers have been available on Androids for years.
Multitasking, Live Wallpapers... the Nexus fans are laughing at us right now, Sir.
Don't buy Android, you said.
Designed by committee, you said.
Siri has a personality.
Anyone who hates Siri, leave the room right now.
I don't know who Apple is anymore.
I can't even choose my own browser, but they gave me a flashlight.
"They're sexy girl love an iPhone Man.
Androids are made of cheap plastic!"
Why did I Listen?
I could have bought a Galaxy Note 2 and got a pen!
Or an HTC One that my keys won't scratch!
AirDrop? I Just want to tap two phones together to share!
Six years of the same interface. "Just wait for the next version," they sad.
No one said they'd copy Android!
Apple didn't copy. they improved, it's Android done right...
If I'd wanted Android done right I'd buy Android! Voice Search understands my accent!
Mein Fuhrer, they say Siri's better now...
Of couse they said that!
Remember Maps? Half our men got lost in Australia?
Instead of trade-in ,they should sell life insurance!
They won't give mea a quad-core prosesser, but they've got frosted glass and gradients!
They keep promising a cheaper iPhone, but it never happens!
I don't need Nike Training Club,
I need more kidneys to sell to afford these things!
------------------------------------------------------------- 訳：Google翻訳様(微妙に鈴意訳含む)
卿ジョニーアイブは平坦設計がiOS7を進める予定だという。
...それは次の市場を征服し、競争を追い越すようになります。
空中投下は、NFCのための必要性を置き換えます。アプリはバックグラウンドで更新されます。
彼らはskeumorphismのすべてのトレースを削除しました。
彼らも下取りお得な情報を提供するつもりだ。
私は心配していない。私は、それはブランドの新しい、Googleのこれらのアプリ模倣のような何もないであろうと確信しています。
Not even a Retina display on the iPadMini!
I Could have bought two Nexus7's for less!
Millions spent on their thermonuclear patent war,
for what?
So they can gouge me every few years for the cost of a new adapter to plug it into things?
If they were going to copy Android, why couldn't they copy something.
...like microUSB cables! I can buy those for a few bucks on Amazon.com!
Or custom keyboards so I could finally use Swype?
Or they could have copied Microsoft!
I know WindowsPhone isn't very popular,.
but I like the Live Tiles. at least they're something different!
They didn't even give us widgets. so I don't have to open the GoogleNow app all the time!
I almost missed my own birthday celebration.
...because I couldn't figure out now to sync my calendar app!
They could have at least hired Matias Duarte if Ive was out of ideas!
I saw him looking at the BlackBerry Z10 the other day. Maybe he'll upgrade to one.
6-years I've been using them.
I've spent too much to switch now.
I guess I can learn to love Siri. I can always use Google Apps. Maybe I'll just jailbreak it.
Now that they copy Android, maybe they'll port iTuens.
Maybe I'll buy a WindowsRT tablet. I hear those are selling well.
Maybe I just shouldn't fight it. MikeElgan switched to Android. and I hear he's been pretty happy about it.
Maybe I could learn to love Jello Beans or whatever they call their new version.
At least I won't have to pay for Angry Birds. I guess that's one silver lining.
